maghrabies: my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
adamsackler: “fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
lliampayne: one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
earthtohazza: “Go to alltimelow.com” they said “Wait a few days.” they said “We’re off Interscope.” they said “Why aren’t you breathing.” they said.
everyone: calm down it's just a band
me: weLL THIS IS JUST SOME FIRE THAT'S GOING TO BURN OFF YOUR FACE
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
My love life is like an iPhone 4s, I don’t have an iPhone 4s– John O’Callaghan (via themaineteens)
Nine doesn’t happen in the afternoon.– Pete Wentz (via gloominazi)
catholicfather: albuspercivalwulfric: anarchymydearhunter: jack-sparrow: There’s A Special Place In Hell For People Who Type Like This By Fall Out Boy featuring Panic! at the Disco remix by whoever does this one more time will get their head shoved into a meat grinder
selling Patron A (standing) ticket for WATIC, TC,...
original price: P3700 P3000 nalang :((
stillslydgn: all time low actually announces that alex bought two new dogs named “reckless” and “brave”
used-to-be-alright: Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
wildcherryapeshitap0calypse: be careful what u wish for