March 2012
Between Peeta Mellark and Augustus Waters, the...
Hazel: Okay.
Augustus: Okay.
Hazel: Okay.
Augustus: Oh my God, stop flirting with me!
Hazel: Okay.
Augustus: I was kidding Hazel Grace. I understand. But we both know that okay is a very flirty word. Okay is BURSTING with sensuality.
Katniss: lets commit suicide with nightlock
Peeta: okay baby whatever you want
Katniss: 3
Katniss: 2
Katniss: 1
Peeta: hold up-
Peeta: omfg this braid
Peeta: can I touch it
Peeta: how did you make it so neat
Peeta: you're gonna have to teach me how to do one of these
Peeta: it's so soft
Peeta: I can't even
mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM, MISSY.
me: MANNERS.
mom: Don't talk to me like-
me: MANNERS.
mom: ~sets glass of water on table~ Watch your-
me: THAT
mom: what
me: IS
mom: are you
me: MAHOGANY
Dad: What band is this now
Me: You me at six
Dad: What if the play at seven
dad laughs for the next five minutes at his own joke
person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
Katniss: Peeta, could you please stop it with the bread jo-
Peeta: I BREAD YOUR PARDON
“Some people have lives; some people have music.”
– John Green (via c-h-a-o-s)
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
Fangirl: a haiku
elmolovesgreenday:
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE RIGHT NOW
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
wtfsofunny:
Because 69’s a mouthful.
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